Much Ado About...Well, You Know.

I don't have much of anything to report on today, so, this could be pretty brief.

[insert your Hallelujahs here]

Um. Let's see...ooooh. Remember yesterday's post where I mentioned that I talked to Jeff about a job? Well how about this...last night I was doing something that I'm notorious for [filling out bulletin surveys on myspace] and one of the questions was:

• Look at your recent calls, who was your last call from?
  

So, I go into my actual call history..and this is what I see:

So I'm thinkin' to myself, like...um, dude:Clearly confused, I continue to scroll...I counted and uh, I called that number TWENTY-FIVE times.

Sigh. That's just senseless. Will definitely be using KEYGUARD more often. I checked the time stamps and they ranged from exactly 6:15pm to exactly 6:20pm. I called someone twenty-five times, in five minutes, lol. Wow. He had originally called me at ....::PAUSE:: okay...wow. I just made another realization. As I was typing this, I went into my AOL email and I checked one of the emails that he and I exchanged which has all of his contact information, and, the 564 number was NOT one of his numbers. Then it dawned on me...yesterday, my mom was telling me about some job thing one of the local newstations was hosting, where you could call into the station and talk to several employers there...and I remember I had to keep hitting redial and call a couple dozen times before I got through, because it was busy. So...thaaaat's who I called all those times, lol. Doh! Wow, don't I feel like a douche. I guess him not having a clue what I was talking about, when I sent an email apologizing this morning, makes sense now. At any rate...we're meeting tomorrow, yay!

Anywho, like I said, today has been pretty uneventful...as always I didn't go to sleep last night, I finally conked out around 9am this morning. When I laid down, I expected I'd probably wake up around 1, but I must have been REALLY tired, because I actually slept until 3. Woohoo, yay me, a solid 6 uninterrupted hours of sleep. Unheard of.

Aside from getting sleep, not too much accomplished here. I did make a new video though...

It's sort of silly. Well, hell, it's goofy as all get out (but what else is new)..buuuut, it was for a good cause, as you will see, here ya go!

Hey, whatever helps, lol.

I guess that's about it...oh yeah, I did want to start putting some excerpts from 'he's just not that into you: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys.' For those of you that haven't heard of it, here's a quick synopsis, courtesy of http://www.wikipedia.org/:

He's Just Not That Into You is a popular self-improvement book written by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo and published in 2004. It was a New York Times bestseller and was featured on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

Maybe there's a reader that will get something out of it, but, I'm also posting it for my own sake (read it, write it, memorize it, live by it, lol). So, starting from the beginning (this is from the introduction), here goes:

[so much for being 'brief' ...oh well]

YOU ARE ALL DATING THE SAME GUY

Hey. I know that guy you're dating.

Yeah, I do. He's that guy that's so tired from work so stressed about the project he's working on. He's just been through an awful breakup and it's really hittin ghim hard. His parents' divorce has scarred him and he has trust issues. Right now he has to focus on his career. He can't get involved with anyone until he knows what his life is about (*sidebar from SSS-this is the excuse my ex gave me after we broke up...smh...ok, continue reading). He just got a new apartment and the move is a bitch. As soon as it all calms down he'll leave his wife, girlfriend, crappy job. God, he's so complicated.

He is a man made up entirely of your excuses. And the minute you stop making excuses for him, he will completely disappear from your life. Are there men who are too busy or have been through something so horrible that makes it hard for them to get involved? Yes, but there are so few of them that they should be considered urban legends. For as already suggested, a man would rather be trampled by elephants that are on fire than tell you that he's just not that into you. That's why we've written this book. We wanted to get the excuses out of the closet, so to speak, so they can be seen for exactly what they are: really bad excuses.

Hey---do you remember that movie when the girl waited around for the guy to ask her out, then made excuses when he didn't? Then she slept with him when they were both drunk, and basically just hung around until they were kind of dating? Then he cheated on her, but because she knew deep down inside that if she forgave him and kept her expectations low and was really agreeable that she'd get him in the end? He was drunk at the wedding but they lived miserably ever after in an unsatisfying relationship that was built on a shitty foundation? You don't? That's because those movies don't get made, because that's not what love is like. People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love. Big movies are made about it, and every relationship you admire bursts with a greatness that you hope for in your own life. And the more you value yourself, the more chance you'll have of getting it. So read the excuses, have a laugh, and then...put them all to rest. You're worth it.

Mmm, mmm, mmm. Food for thought. Masticate on that! Provided I don't get uh...sued for posting these excerpts, I shall continue [and even if I do get sued, hell I'm broke, so I guess I'll just be washing dishes for some years :D ].

Welp, that's all folks. Only thing left now, is today's Featured Video of the Day...and I think the theme this week is, Youtube Videos That I Personally Find To Be Truly H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S:

[**WARNING, NOT WORK, OR KID SAFE DUE TO LANGUAGE**]

Featured Video of the Day-Because there's nothing like watching a crackwhore on a blind date (especially when her date doesn't know what he's in for).


Aside from the very end where they talk about 'next week's episode,' [because that wasn't funny at all], that has gotta be one of the funniest spoofs I've ever seen!

RMwaaah.

SSS, out.

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